By: Judd M. Goswick
(to
the tune of “Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm” by the
Crash Test Dummies)
Once there was this kid whose
Dad was a poet and his mamma was a badass
And when he reached manhood
His hair was dyed from black into bright white
He never quite explained it – it’s always been the Crane Way…
<Chorus>
Doji Yuri….Doji Yuri…
Doji Yuri….Doji Yuri…
Once he hit gempukku, he went to Kakita to study iaijutsu
And when he finally finished, he was called the “Perfect Killer”
And with that kind of nickname, you’d better be a badass!
<Chorus>
But both Crane and Crab Clan forced him to become a “wave man”
And then he found new purpose – to become the Daimyo of the mighty, ancient Dragon
And then they came to love him and he helped to kill Fu Leng.
Then everybody loved him – except for the Shosuro…
<Chorus to End>